1. Follow him saying: "Your system is magnificent! It's almost perfect. Almost."
2. Put lots of mirrors in his room so he could see how similar he is to Flynn every day.
3. Ask him if he is Flynn's relative.
4. Start a "Save the ISOs" movement, make lots of speeches around the Grid, saying how wonderful and unique the ISOs are.
5. After the previous one, invite Clu to your meeting as a guest speaker, saying that the topic of the meeting is "ISOs are a menace". After he says his anti-ISO propaganda, tell everyone "It's all Clu's fault!", and then have other programs attacking him. Make sure to take his disc away before doing this so he won't be able to kill anyone.
6. When he is watching Disc Wars, lurk behind him and unexpectidly close his eyes yelling "Surprise!".Do it at the most thrilling moment. When he turns around, make a fangirl-in-love face.
7. Praise the Creator in front of him.
8. Become one of his best fighters and most trusted servants. Then reveal to him that you are a Use